Shameless

miley cyrus

The students do a great job at the rallies. I am amazed at the talent and creativity I see. I am also amazed at the other things I see.

Please Wear Clothes to School

forgot to put your skirt on

Anyone else bothered by the stretch “pants” students are wearing? They look like tights. They do not cover anything that clothes are meant to cover. I can’t wait for this fad to end.

You’re Stuck Here!

can i go

I offer my students a generous two emergency passes per year, one per semester. Any more than two passes is an invitation to the dark side of all manner of evil. Some teachers don’t let their students leave at all. I remind students of this when they complain about my policy.

Childhood Wonder

whatever

APOLOGY: There was an error in the earlier post of today’s comic. Please excuse this second corrected post.

As students get older, it gets increasingly difficult to attract — and maintain — their attention. This is why I keep my mini-lessons under five minutes. This is also why a ten-minute YouTube video takes forever to watch, and why cooking something for two minutes in the microwave seems like an hour.

It’s Hard to Come Back…

zombies

We all like to stay up late and sleep in over break, so it’s hard that first week back! You’ll get back into the swing of things and so will your students…just give it time!