I Keep Bumping Into Desks

smaller aisles

I keep bumping into desks. When I think I can fit through the aisle, I realize I was wrong. I keep having the awkward experience of my body accidentally brushing a student. Unfortunately, I have the sneaking suspicion that the aisles aren’t getting smaller.


Bottomless Pit

double fist

Teenage boys don’t seem to ever stop eating. How do parents feed these ravenous children?



Who comes up with these fundraisers? Why would I buy $20 cookie dough when I can get it at the store for $2 a tube? I have an idea: instead of making money for a company, why don’t you have me do your fundraiser? I will buy a bunch of tubes of Nestle Toll House cookies and we can sell them for $10 each. The customer saves $10, I get reimbursed for $2, I keep $1 for my trouble, and I will let your group keep $7. Better yet, why don’t I just buy a box of cookies and we sell each cookie for $1? Then nobody has to cook anything.

Balanced Diet


Have you seen the stuff our students eat? There is no actual food in many of their choices. Kids need a healthy, balanced diet to function properly. Let’s encourage healthy choices and teach them about fat and calories now. The obesity epidemic shows no sign of slowing!